gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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