God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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