I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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