Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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