Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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