Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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