i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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