There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I didn't shave. On purpose
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
