singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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