Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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