Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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