I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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