Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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