But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It's shark week go big or go home
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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