I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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