Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
