He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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