There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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