The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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