Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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