ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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