is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
