this boner is exhausting
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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