Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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