All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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