google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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