He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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