we're chasing vodka with high fives
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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