how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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