going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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