Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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