He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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