Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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