i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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