spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
