What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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