That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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