He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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