Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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