I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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