those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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