I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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