what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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