i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Welp...herpes.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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