You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
