I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i wish my penis had a tongue
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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