whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
