Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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