it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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