in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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